Friday, February 28…I Will Wait (Mumford and Sons)

 
   I cleaned and refilled the feeders before my walk.  Very careful not to leave any nectar residue on the outside of the feeders; didn’t want any undue bee attention. Since the bees had been so focused on the plate yesterday, I hung all three feeders back up.  On Wednesday I had removed one of the feeders trying to throw the bees off track; thought it was safe to put it back out.  I hung that one on the back of the tree out of the sun.
   
   When I left on my walk, there were maybe 5 or 6 bees on the plate.  Arrived back in camp an hour later to find that the yard had been invaded.  Bees were everywhere! They were on the plate, the feeders, Freddie and Flossie, the water fountain, as well as just flying around. There was plenty of nectar on the plate when I left; they had licked it clean in an hour’s time and were back on the feeders. Our initial aim was simply to offer them an alternative to messing with the hummer feeders. I didn’t think they’d extend an invitation to every bee in the area to join the banquet. They were not playing by the rules we established, so it was time to take some drastic measures.

   We removed every source of food that we had put out. The hummingbird feeders came down and were placed at the edge of the yard, with a towel thrown over them. Kim picked up the plate, shook the bees off and took it in the camper. Then I decided to wait to see how long it would take for them to get the hint that they'd overstayed their welcome. 

   Numbers were greatly diminished in thirty minutes. In an hour, a few stalwarts were still buzzing around, mostly over by the covered feeders. Must have been driving them crazy to know the nectar was in there but not able to get to it.  It took a full two hours for the bees to clear out, with only one or two still buzzing around. In the meantime, the hummers were going crazy looking for the feeders, which will stay undercover until tomorrow or possibly Sunday.  Depends on if we see any bees back in the yard tomorrow.

   We’ve put hummer feeders out every year we’ve been at this site and have never had a bee problem before now. Yay! for the comeback of the honeybee…Boo! for making our campsite their campsite. 

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   Something came in last night and ate all the watermelon except for two small pieces in the bowl and one on the ground. While I sat outside, timing the bees’ departure, I watched sparrows struggle with the piece of melon on the ground and both a sparrow and Peter Cottontail nibble at the orange slices.  Also watched lizards run up and down the tree, birds fighting over the seed ring, and hummingbirds looking for the feeders, not to mention watching the few bees that refused to admit defeat.  All that was missing was a David Attenborough narration.

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   Windshield repairman arrived just before noon to do his thing.  He expected it to take a couple of hours.  And after replacing it, he had to take it for a drive to calibrate all the high-tech stuff contained in the windshield.  Sounds like an opportunity take a test drive to me, but what do I know about windshields. It was done in less than two hours.  Couldn’t drive it for an hour, can’t wash it for two days…give everything a chance to set.

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   Finished another gnome while I was sitting outside.  This one has a red hat and shoes…Dylan named him RedBeard and he’s up on the shelf with Chet and the others.  Working out the details of making a girl gnome.  Yesterday, we had a discussion about whether a female gnome would have a beard or not…no, but I decided they would have the same substantial nose and perhaps some long hair. The gnome menfolk have long beards so clothes are unnecessary as they wouldn’t show. But the womenfolk presented a different issue as far as clothes go. And arms…do the gnome women need arms?  Like I said, still working out the details.

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   Before we headed out on a ride, Kim went up to the office for a minute. I had the time, so I thought I’d adjust the towel over the feeders since I’d noticed a couple of bees still buzzing around it. Grabbed the towel, yanked it off the feeders and couldn’t believe my eyes…all those freakin’ bees had found a way under the towel and were eagerly chowing down on nectar!  What the hell?!  While I was sitting here, happily thinking that the bees had left to take advantage of another fool’s generosity, they were sneaking under the towel. 

    They started buzzing around after their cover got blown, so I retreated to the camper to think of another strategy.  Obviously, bringing the feeders inside was the next step but I couldn’t think of how to do that by myself without letting bees in the camper.  So, I waited for Kim to return.  Told him what I’d discovered and then declared, “This means war!” to which he patiently replied, “No, we can’t declare war on honeybees.”  And they know we can’t and they’re taking advantage of that fact!!

   Kim went out to get the feeders.  He’d pick a feeder up, give it a gentle twist to shoo the bees off and bring over to me at the door, making sure it was bee free.  I then put it in the sink.  Three times we repeated this little dance before heading out to the bikes. The bees followed us. Why, I don’t know; but as we each got ready to ride, they swarmed about us.  I got on the radio to Kim and said, “Let’s see how these buggers like the sound of the bikes.”  Both bikes started at the same time, which I assumed would hurt their little bee ears; nope, they didn’t react at all.  At that point, Kim said, “One thing I know for sure…we can outrun them.” So, we did. 

   Got back from our ride and there was not a bee to be seen in our yard.  Since I don't know if it was simply time to return to the hive or if they left because we were rude, we’ll have to wait to see what tomorrow brings.

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   Based on their frenzied flying, today had to be a stressful time for the bees, with us removing their sudden windfall of food, not once but twice. But they kept their stingers to themselves and I’m grateful for that. 

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   Too cloudy for Kim to do any imaging tonight so we watched the first episode of the third season of Reacher.

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