Tuesday, April 14...The Chair (George Strait)

   Kim and I are establishing a routine for getting the trailer switched over from sleeping to traveling.  Getting the bikes in and secured is the biggest chore.  While I know that Kim could do it all on his own, it goes faster if I help...plus then I don’t feel like a damsel in distress being saved by the big strong man. 
   Today we were ready to lock and load by 9:30 a.m.  Kim gets on Flame and click..click..click.  Dead battery.  Really?!  On his way to get Stanley the charger Kim tried to start Zeus. Another dead battery.  Kim’s certain he put both bikes in travel mode yesterday and since both were rolled out of the trailer in neutral last night, the dead battery thing was a complete surprise this morning. Would’ve gotten on it sooner had we known.
   Both seats needed to be taken off and a bunch of wiring pushed aside to get at the batteries.  Ugh!  Flame started after a couple of minutes of being hooked to Stanley...Zeus wouldn’t start with Stanley’s help so we pushed him up front of the truck to get a super duper boost of energy.  By the time both bikes were started tools had been taken out of the back of the truck, out of the trailer storage area and from behind the truck’s back seat.  Then everything needed to be put back.  Finally pulled out of the campground at about 10:30.  Toilet issues last night and bike issues this morning...it’s just part of a Kim n Karen Adventure. 😕  
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   I couldn’t help myself...I started looking at Roadside America to see if I could find something, anything that we could stop at that would be open but absent of people.  World’s Largest Rocking Chair on Route 66 ought to be the ticket.  I did my research before I broached the subject with Kim...not far off the highway, it’s outside so we’d be able to see it and there should be plenty of parking area to turn the Beast and the Trailer around.  If there should be other people wanting to see the 42 foot high rocking chair then we’d just wait our turn.   He agreed and followed my direction to exit the highway.  There was a mom with 2 little people heading in the direction of the chair when we pulled into the parking lot.  We took the opportunity to record a birthday video for Rachel while waiting our turn to take pictures.  The trading post was open; we were the only people around so we went in and spent too much money on our trinkets.  Helping out a local business, right?  Roadside America provides some background as to why there is such a big rocking chair in Fanning, Missouri.
   The former World's Largest Rocking Chair was the brainstorm of Danny Sanazaro, who wanted to entice customers to his archery and feed store. Danny remembered a big rocking chair he'd seen as a kid on a family road trip, and he'd heard of a 34-foot-tall rocker in Franklin, Indiana -- Big John -- that he knew he had to beat.
   Erected on April Fool's Day 2008, Danny's mighty chair dwarfed the competition: 42-feet-4-inches high on rockers each 31.5 feet long that weighed a ton apiece. It was designed by John R. Bland, a friend of Danny's with no formal engineering training, and built by Joe Medwick, the owner of a local welding company. Assembled out of steel pipe, the chair weighed 27,500 pounds.
   A highlight of the chair's early years was its annual "Picture on Rocker Day," the first Saturday in August, when Danny would hire a hoist truck to lift lucky tourists to the chair's 20-foot-wide seat for once-in-a-lifetime photo ops.
   To be certified by Guinness as the World's Largest Rocking Chair, the chair had to rock, which it did when first built. But the massive, multi-ton chair was so terrifying in motion, and Danny was so worried that tourists might flip it over and kill themselves, that he had the chair permanently welded to its base.
   Records exist to be broken, and Danny's rocker was knocked out of the No. 1 spot on August 25, 2015 by a 56.5-foot-high behemoth in Illinois. Denied its bragging rights, the rocking chair was dutifully stripped of its World's Largest signage and repainted red as, "The Route 66 Red Rocker." But its new identity didn't rock the public's imagination, and after less than a year Danny went out of business.
   The rocking chair, however, remained, and in August 2017 the store reopened under new ownership, with an emphasis on snacks and souvenirs. The big chair -- still the second largest rocker in the world -- is now promoted as the "World's Largest Rocking Chair on Route 66."
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   Due to getting a heads up on construction closures on I-70 around Indianapolis we chose to take 55 North at St. Louis.  From there we weighed all our options...campground, rest area or Walmart or busting right through to Ludington.  I know Kim was really toying with the ‘Let’s just get to Ludington’ thought but it was too late in the day for the amount of miles still to travel.   I had checked several Indiana, Illinois and Michigan KOAs...most weren’t open for the season yet.  Well, that narrows our options, doesn’t it?   
   About 6 o’clock Kim told me to start checking for campgrounds...no luck with private campgrounds but I managed to find a KOA in Kankakee that was open.  However, due to COVID-19, there were restrictions.  I read them to Kim: Only long term, fulltime, essential personnel, and individuals with no dwelling are allowed to camp. Camping for leisure is not permitted.  Tent camping, cabins, lodges, and restrooms are closed until further notice.  Laundry is OPEN but will need to be scheduled.  Curbside check-in or registration ONLY.  During office hours, please wait in front of the store for an employee to come to you.  Outdoor rec areas are CLOSED until further notice, includes playground and basketball courts. 
   We really didn't fit any of the categories but we’re not leisure camping either so Kim said to give it a try. “We’re travelling home...we’re self-contained and need a site just for tonight.  Is that possible?  The answer was, “Why sure, we can help you out with that.”  Yeehaw!  Headed in that direction, found our nighttime check-in map, and set up camp.  Tomorrow we’ll be back in the Mitten State. 😀
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   Traffic is still minimal with the majority of it being truckers.  The Chicago/Gary, IN area should be interesting tomorrow.  Drove about 440 miles today. 



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